Will Trump Make It To Heaven?

Trump "Golden"
Pearly Gates

Recently Trump seems to be thinking more about his mortality and what he might need to do to increase his chances of getting into heaven.   I don't want Trump to die anytime soon, although a stroke from his terrible diet would be OK.  Preferably one that leaves him unable to speak, whine or insult others.

From what I remember from Sunday school as a kid, I think he will need to admit his past sins and ask for forgiveness.  Admitting he is wrong is not something he has had a lot of practice doing. Given that and his knack for long rambles, he will need a lot of time to make his case that he shouldn't be sent straight to hell.  He just might need to live to 200 to accomplish this.

Given his absolute need for the lime light, I think he has provided evidence that he has broken at least nine of the ten commandments. Maybe he can squeak through on commandment five, “Honor Thy Father and Mother”.

If he should make it to heaven, you can bet he'll immediately suggest to God that changes need to be made. Remember, Trump is right about EVERYTHING. Since Jesus is already the right hand of God, it might be a stretch for Trump to accept being the left hand of God. 

Trump would probably start his changes with what he considers is his supreme expertise and suggest the Pearly Gates be painted gold. Only then moving on to finding his enemies that got to heaven before him and having them all deported to hell.